But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
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i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
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You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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