I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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