My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
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nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
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I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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