If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
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we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
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I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
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