Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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