Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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