Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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