Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Everything about him screamed your future.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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