In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
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I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
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is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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