can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
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Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
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Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
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