Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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