I must be too annoying 4 u.
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I want to make a zoo with you.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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