I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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