I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
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every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
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I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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