ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I think your dad took our porno
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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