Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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