And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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