I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
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