did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
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I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
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Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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