I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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