You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I scissor kicked a one legged man last night.
He was trying to put me in handcuffs.
You have my attention.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
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