I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
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OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
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I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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