Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Semen is not good for contacts.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I think my moral compass just broke
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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