I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I wish I only lived at night.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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