so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
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She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
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After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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