if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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