so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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