Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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