Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
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its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
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Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
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