so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
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Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
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You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?