i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
These 23 People Had Sex With Someone From Completely Different Cultures
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
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I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
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