Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
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Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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