I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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