both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
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And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
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Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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