If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
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Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
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I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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