You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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