We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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