i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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