now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
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You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
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It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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