Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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