When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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