people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I have post one night stand depression
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