I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
do nipples grow back?
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