Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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