idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
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ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
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Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
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