Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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