Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
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I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
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I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I would ride that face into the sunset
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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