Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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