The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
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I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
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I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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