She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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