The brown eye won't let me do that either.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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