im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
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she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
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pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
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