i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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