after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
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We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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