We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
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I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
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Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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