But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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